I’m going to put some “soy extracts” (i.e. some old edamame shells) into some regular lye soap, call it my “supreme hydrating exfoliation formula,” and make a billion dollars. Also, I’m going to take some factory-dreg soybeans, press them into the shape of a steak, and call it a “Vegan Deelite Soylet Mignon,” and make two billion dollars. Also, I’m going to glue together a big ball of soybeans and dry macaroni, call it an “ecoball,” say it has “as many uses as your imagination has facets,” and make three billion dollars.Hell, maybe I should just make six billion-dollar-bills out of soybeans. Cha-ching.