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Comical Chinese Food Order Call

Me: “I’d like to place a delivery order.”

Lady: “OK, give me telephone number.”

Me: “(423) 331…”

Lady: “What? Wood?”

Me: “331…”

Lady: “Wood?”

Me: “1.”

Lady: “Wood?”

Me: “1.”

Lady: “I’m sorry, wood?”

Me: “1!”

Lady: “I’m sorry, we only take number, not wood.”

Me: “I am giving you a number! 1!!!

Lady: “I no understand. We only take number. You want scare me, or you want give me number?”

Me: Sigh. “(423) 331…”

Lady: “33 Wood?”