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Stop the presses. It turns out that the world will end before May 27th. According to the great Ronald Weinland (“sent by God as His end-time prophet”), Western economies will completely collapse, leading to World War III and the end of “man’s self-rule” on Earth. All in about two months. Pretty ambitious schedule, there, Ronald. I mean, God. I mean, Ronald.

A quick observation: history is replete with so, so many great men…so many grand prophets selected by the holy Lord…named Ronald. Ronald. It doesn’t at all sound like a fucking clown’s name.