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Not My Favorite Variety of Swedish Fish

In The Telegraph today is this harrowing report of a (formerly) South American testicle-munching fish found in Sweden recently:

In areas where pacus proliferate, fishermen have reportedly bled to death after losing their testicles to the fish’s crushing jaws.

The article goes on to ask men to keep their swim trunks on. I predict a run on metal shorts throughout all of Scandinavia.