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Couple o’ coconuts

Sleepy Turkey.

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Big Sur – 6/26/10

Soy Vey

I’m going to put some “soy extracts” (i.e. some old edamame shells) into some regular lye soap, call it my “supreme hydrating exfoliation formula,” and make a billion dollars. Also, I’m going to take some factory-dreg soybeans, press them into the shape of a steak, and call it a “Vegan Deelite Soylet Mignon,” and make two billion dollars. Also, I’m going to glue together a big ball of soybeans and dry macaroni, call it an “ecoball,” say it has “as many uses as your imagination has facets,” and make three billion dollars.

Hell, maybe I should just make six billion-dollar-bills out of soybeans.

Cha-ching.

Spöka

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Overheard at a child’s party

1. “I’m James Bond, but with cancer.”
2. “I have to go pee, but when I get back I’ll go to jail.”
3. “Keep your eye on that person doing the robot.”
4. “Candy is bad for you.”
5. “Two monkeys: green and yellow.”
6. “Time is money.”
7. “Everyone take off your blue hats, it’s really annoying.”
8. “What the fudgemuffin!?”
9. “Are you the kid I kept knocking out?”
10. “Burning cupcakes just became possible yesterday.”
11. “Happy Cannibals Club!”
12. “We maked a snakehole!”

Ginger’s sangria is frickin’ fantastic.

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L’il Acorn Baby

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Live Links commercial.