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Google Glass And The Pinnacle of Ass

Here’s Jesus Christ, Silicon Valley on Google Glass:

I have to admit that my initial reaction upon seeing a pair was indeed one of childlike wonder. As in, “I wonder what will happen if I kick this guy in the nuts?”

The answer to that childlike question: there would be a POV video of your foot striking his oysters. That video would be on Google+. No human being would ever see that video. But lots of Google’s servers would see that video, and would run ads for athletic cups directly on the retinas of douchebags wearing Google Glass.

And the cycle repeats.

And repeats.

And repeats.

Until a Douchebag Singularity results in a giant, swirling black hole in which douche is infinitely dense.