I estimate that approximately 46% of my life is spent typing passwords, responding to CAPTCHAS, fumbling for 2FA codes, etc. Technology is wonderful.
One cannot make a compromise with evil. Doing so is in itself evil. Evil is an absolute.
The current move within the media to cast the shutdown as anything other than 100% due to Trump’s infantile brand of racism is utterly craven and vile.
If only I could have known in 1991 that in the future, everyone would look like Vanilla Ice.
There. Fixed it.
Q: Is nothing sacred?
Everyone everywhere is sick right now. I think every business in America should shut down for two weeks, and we should all just lie around and cough until we get better.
The entire premise of the Second Amendment is the idea that owning a gun is a bulwark against tyranny. A right of grievance, by way of armed insurrection, is enshrined permanently in the very core of our legal system…which is completely nuts.
Is it because his skull is full of wet toilet paper?
That’s right, Siri. And don’t forget it.
I always find Orion whenever I look upwards at night. It is never going to change.
2009 AD: Journalism suffers as writers are pushed to crap out articles faster than they can be proofread for basics like factual accuracy, logic, grammar, and spelling.
2019 AD: Everyone just embeds tweets into “articles” without writing a single word.
2029 AD: Haha duder just make a fart. Brawndo gots electrolytes.
Flags Raised to Full Mast after First Four-Minute Tragedy-Free Period of 2018
My short documentary Passion Flower is now available on Amazon Prime too. I am very proud of this little film about a woman who kicked cancer’s ass.
My first feature film, Hell Is Other People, is now also available on Amazon Prime Video. I’m so happy to be able finally to make these films widely available.
There are a lot of people in this country who need better hobbies.
Deactivation of motion smoothing on relatives’ TV: completed.
It never truly feels like Xmas until my femurs are shattered in my tiny torture-seat on a loud, sweaty plane that smells like ham. Hammy Holidays! 🍖🎄😓
From Congress I would ask for impeach. We need impeach.
I have been working for a while now to get my films on Amazon Prime Video. One of them, The Glass Slipper is live now, and a couple of others will be available any time now.
It’s funny—based on the apparent lack of neural activity, I thought he might already have been dead.
Hiring this zilch-witted little shit-goblin is quite possibly the very stupidest of all Trump’s galactically stupid acts.
YouTube is completely inscrutable to me.