Our Dear Leader, The Dishonorable Resident Dump, has ordered Google to do more to let stupid people read stupid bovine excrement, written by stupid bovines (presumably with their hooves). The move is largely seen as a token gesture toward the powerful Stupid People lobby, given the fact that Stupid People can’t read words.
Several non-dumb people familiar with the matter placed their palms upon their faces, looked down at the ground, wept, and prayed for Bob Mueller to Bring The Ruckus Al-Freaking-Ready.
